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Did someone have to tempt her off you with a McDonalds happy meal?

#3 - On 10/04/2009 at 6:27am by Incubuss

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ZOMG TEH HARPOONS. MAN THEM!!!11

I think the fact that she's fat is irrelevant, although it does add humor. But I don't care if you're 90 or 490 pounds, you don't try and steal someone's date. That's such a bitch move. But way to be a total pussy, OP; I'd have her ass on an extra-large platter with all the trimmings if she tried to pull that off on me. Of course, it IS homecoming, so none of that shit matters anyway. =]

#16 - On 10/04/2009 at 8:30am by quoteXunquote

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