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Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on my date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29944) - you deserved it (5398)

On 10/04/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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