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Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on my date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. FML

by Anonymous / 10/04/2009 at 12:06am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

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  • Did someone have to tempt her off you with a McDonalds happy meal?

    #3 - On 10/04/2009 at 6:27am by Incubuss

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  • How did you decide to "intervene"? Probably not a good idea to start shit with people who are double your size . . .

    #7 - On 10/04/2009 at 6:32am by AliMarie

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