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Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on my date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31515) - you deserved it (5808)

On 10/04/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Did someone have to tempt her off you with a McDonalds happy meal?

#3 - On 10/04/2009 at 6:27am by Incubuss

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ZOMG TEH HARPOONS. MAN THEM!!!11

I think the fact that she's fat is irrelevant, although it does add humor. But I don't care if you're 90 or 490 pounds, you don't try and steal someone's date. That's such a bitch move. But way to be a total pussy, OP; I'd have her ass on an extra-large platter with all the trimmings if she tried to pull that off on me. Of course, it IS homecoming, so none of that shit matters anyway. =]

#16 - On 10/04/2009 at 8:30am by quoteXunquote

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