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Today, I woke up excited for my trip to Jamaica with my friends. We went to the airport, and I gave them my passport to check in. They gave it back. It had expired three weeks ago. I watched my friends board the plane while I'm stuck in the city. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10165) - you deserved it (34176)

On 10/03/2009 at 3:59am - misc - by hahahaha91 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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Ha ha, oh ouch, but YDI, you should've checked it out beforehand. Still sucks majorly though =/.

#1 - On 10/03/2009 at 9:54am by morbidsweet

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shouldn't you check these things before you go, especially if you were really excited.

#5 - On 10/03/2009 at 9:56am by timtam24

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