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Today, while I was at a business supply store, I decided to get my old paper birth certificate laminated so it wouldn't deteriorate further. The people working decided to wait until after it was done and I had paid to tell me that laminating a birth certificate voids it. FML


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On 10/02/2009 at 3:32pm - misc - by nonexistant (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Bunch of assholes! :P

#1 - On 10/02/2009 at 7:12pm by Julle

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Doesnt is say that right on there? I know social security cards say DO NOT LAMINATE on them.

#10 - On 10/02/2009 at 7:26pm by lenasaur

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