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Today, I went to the doctor to try and get answers about the numbness and tingling in my right leg. The Dr told me I was too fat for my pants, and I pinched a nerve. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9602) - you deserved it (26560)

On 10/02/2009 at 2:16pm - misc - by apowell5 - United States (North Carolina)

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i've actually read about something like that, and it doesnt necessarily mean you're fat/too big for your pants. anything tight on your leg, like leggings or skinny jeans or just tight/fitted jeans in general can pinch your nerve, causing the numbness and tingling you described. its rare, but becoming more and more common. hope that makes you feel better :)

#5 - On 10/02/2009 at 5:17pm by syd731

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DAMN SON!

#1 - On 10/02/2009 at 5:11pm by Syrathia

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