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Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33562) - you deserved it (3334)

On 10/02/2009 at 7:31am - misc - by SezzyJ - Australia (Queensland)

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pretty sure i've read a similar fml.

#4 - On 10/02/2009 at 2:19pm by asafetybuzz

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So, he's a jerk because he breaks up with you over text, I get that.

You, on the other hand, are an idiot for apparently thinking that one expensive gift would have chained him to you for the rest of your lives.

#34 - On 10/02/2009 at 4:32pm by _Mazza_

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