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Today, on facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to "How can Dan have over 500 facebook friends? Nobody even likes him" there were 42 likes, and twenty comments that said "agreed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36106) - you deserved it (11120)

On 10/01/2009 at 6:33am - misc - by notliked (man) - United States (Georgia) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

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500 Facebook Friends is not the same as actual friends...

#2 - On 10/01/2009 at 10:18am by ChurchofFagenism

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Oh no, not Facebook!

If you let Facebook judge your life, you should let a shotgun decide your future.

#3 - On 10/01/2009 at 10:21am by DrConstantine

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