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Today, it's my birthday. My best friend called me at work and offered to take me out to lunch. When he went to pay for the meal, his card was declined so I told him not to worry and that I would pay for the birthday meal. He looked at me and said "It's your birthday?" He was serious. FML


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On 09/30/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by Rockyio (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Well, at least you know that he is willing to be that nice on ANY day! Right?

#5 - On 09/30/2009 at 5:07pm by Sorrel

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Your best friend takes you out for dinner and offers to pay for the entire meal for no reason at all.

How is this an FML? You have an awesome best friend :)

#9 - On 09/30/2009 at 5:16pm by zeal

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