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Today, it's my birthday. My best friend called me at work and offered to take me out to lunch. When he went to pay for the meal, his card was declined so I told him not to worry and that I would pay for the birthday meal. He looked at me and said "It's your birthday?" He was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25584) - you deserved it (2079)

On 09/30/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by Rockyio (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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