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Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

#556 (50)

I agree, your life sucks (8731) - you deserved it (6227)

On 12/20/2008 at 3:16am - misc - by Rabzouz - Sent from mobile version

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