Geek: Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard;... - FML

By Rabzouz - 20/12/2008 08:16 - France

Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

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By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

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By Teylot - 28/06/2009 21:30 - Canada

Today, I was sitting at my desk eating cereal with my cat sleeping on my lap. I got a really funny text and I started laughing hysterically, and spilled my cereal all over my cat. I'll let you know how my legs, arms, neck and face heal up. FML

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By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 17:02 - Germany

Today, I cracked an egg which turned out to have an extremely thin shell, so at first contact with the bowl, it came apart in my hand and the contents glooped right through my fingers, all the way down the kitchen cabinet, into a half-open drawer, as well as onto the floor and underneath the cabinet. FML

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By Fillifilo - 18/04/2012 04:38 - France

Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML

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By hating my life - 26/11/2015 07:57 - United States

Today, I managed to accidentally drop an entire cake on my laptop's keyboard. There's so much frosting stuck under the keys, I have no idea how I'm going to clean it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2016 17:43 - Austria

Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was about to serve it, a bowl fell from the cupboard above, exploded on the counter and made it rain tiny, sharp glass shards on my food. I can't pick them all out. FML

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holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 22 February 2009 0:07

definately can relate... 3 days after getting my new laptop i spilled fruit juice on the keyboard and now when you turn it on it smells like blueberries.

Mancake 0

Monday 16 March 2009 15:01

this is definitely the worse fml story on here. the end

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LordTrilobite 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 11:12

What idiot eats and drinks near a computer anyway? Seriously, if you spill stuff on your keyboard, you deserve it.

wakeem 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 15:51

omg that happened to me with frosted flakes a while back! dont worry after about a week the flakes are crushed so fine that it doesnt crunch :P

megsworld 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 15:09

hahahahhahahahah. that is SOOO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol. I wouldnt be THAT mad if my keyboard crunched....... and that one about the blueberries was awesome, too.

LadySylvan 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 6:22

The same thing happened to me with Pop Rocks...

Detra_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:10

Firstly, why are you eating cereal at your computer? Secondly, why are you opening the bag AT your computer? lol still funny =)

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:11

How would cereal go about exploding on your keyboard? Just wondering. And there's several ways to clean a keyboard. If you're just lazy like myself, buy a new one and keep the old one for "some day, just in case" situation.

thaprototype 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 0:10

Does snap before and pop after it crackles?

EnchiladaTaco 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 7:03

**** your life? You're getting it worse than the soldiers...

benjweaver 8

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:13

FML is more for humor than actual problems.

frozenpandaman 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 8:26

That made me laugh a bit. :)

Pixxee 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 12:25

Lolllll : P

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