Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
by Anonymous / 03/23/2009 at 3:06pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
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Major fail on your teacher's part...
#2 - On 03/23/2009 at 9:00pm by f0rged
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LOL thats freakin hilarious.
if she isn't hot, say you're sorry
if she is, take her out to dinner to show her you're sorry
#5 - On 03/23/2009 at 9:03pm by sensual_kidney
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