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Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84275) - you deserved it (31478)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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Major fail on your teacher's part...

#2 - On 03/23/2009 at 9:00pm by f0rged

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LOL thats freakin hilarious.
if she isn't hot, say you're sorry
if she is, take her out to dinner to show her you're sorry

#5 - On 03/23/2009 at 9:03pm by sensual_kidney

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