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Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34061) - you deserved it (1888)

On 09/28/2009 at 10:07pm - misc - by shield1123 - United States (Iowa)

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your principal's window. are you SURE you're not bart simpson?

#3 - On 09/29/2009 at 3:46am by jasonsexcema

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The thing is, especially with that information on it, who WOULD throw their own bike through the principal's window? So I don't think you have anything to worry about, OP.

#8 - On 09/29/2009 at 5:42am by Vacant

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