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Today, I learned that if you're going to tell your mother you are gay, make sure she isn't holding a frying pan filled with hot grease. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57986) - you deserved it (13585)

On 09/28/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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I'd have her charged. Mother or no mother.

#3 - On 09/28/2009 at 7:19pm by yandiepandy

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#17.. there are some fucked up people out there. You'd be surprised what people are capable of.

#19 - On 09/28/2009 at 7:27pm by yandiepandy

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