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Today, I arrived at work at 8, and business was abnormally slow, but we assumed it would pick up. Few hours later, we had not had a single customer. As I walk out of the restaurant, I realize the open sign has been off all day. FML

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On 09/28/2009 at 12:03am - misc - by Charlotte - United States (Illinois)

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Not a single customer?? I bet your restaurant sucks. Usually people will try their luck even if the "open" sign is not on during normal business hour.. And don't you have regular customers??

#17 - On 09/28/2009 at 7:44am by WonderBlunder

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Was the cashier out running "those errands"?

#59 - On 09/28/2009 at 5:08pm by Quinnjamin

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