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Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML

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On 09/27/2009 at 6:03pm - misc - by commando - United States (New York)

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If your uniform is like most marching band uniforms, they should be well-covered anyways
=p

#3 - On 09/27/2009 at 7:44pm by allmidnighteyes

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never trust the tubas..

#15 - On 09/27/2009 at 7:53pm by marimbist

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