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Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37058) - you deserved it (3639)

On 09/26/2009 at 2:21pm - misc - by grossgross (woman) - United States (New York)

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