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Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
After you got off, you should have said, "Now that'll be twenty dollars."
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015