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Today, I received two withdrawl grades in school for droping the classes due to a kidney infection that kept me in the hospital. I wrote a petition to the dean asking to remove the grades. He replied to send a doctor's note. I did this, and he said that I was faking and the note was forged. FML


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On 03/23/2009 at 2:12am - misc - by snoozer (woman) - United States (California)

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WTF.....Let him call your doc!!!!!
What a fucking retard.

edit: you're an idiot greenman, let's see you man through that.

#2 - On 03/23/2009 at 11:11am by Bryan_Z

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Sue him for loss of future earnings due to him being a douche and giving you these withdrawl grades.

But seriously. That sucks. Maybe get your parents to talk with him. Or get him to call your doctor. But why bother asking for the note if he already decided you were faking it.

#4 - On 03/23/2009 at 11:19am by Jimboom

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