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Today, I went to a club with my friends. I noticed the bouncer looked at me strangely. Then he erupts and screams, "you're the bitch who caused havoc and £255 damage to the cloakroom, pay up or I'll call the fuzz!" Little did I know my 15-year-old sister stole my ID last weekend. FML

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On 09/25/2009 at 4:24pm - misc - by busted (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

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So, it's quite possible that the bouncer in question wasn't on duty the night that her 15 year old sister was there, and only got a name and rough physical description to watch out for. Not unusual.

Secondly, calling and radioing are the same thing in most people's vernacular...

Although, #19 does have a point. The only time I've heard any Englishman call the police the "fuzz" was quoting from Hot Fuzz.

#21 - On 09/25/2009 at 8:42pm by evilhobbitofdoom

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Well, at least your sister knows how to have a good time, and not get the blame for it.
XD

#11 - On 09/25/2009 at 7:45pm by maybe_tomorrow

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