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Today, I went to a club with my friends. I noticed the bouncer looked at me strangely. Then he erupts and screams, "you're the bitch who caused havoc and £255 damage to the cloakroom, pay up or I'll call the fuzz!" Little did I know my 15-year-old sister stole my ID last weekend. FML

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On 09/25/2009 at 4:24pm - misc - by busted (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

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No way you had to pay!
They cant do that to you

#5 - On 09/25/2009 at 7:39pm by Salim

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Sounds possible, but I doubt it. I don't know what the drinking age is in the UK (18?), but in any case there's at least 3+ years difference between you and your sister. Maybe you resemble each other enough that she can pass with your ID, but there's usually a noticeable enough difference between 15 and 18+ that the bouncer should have been able to distinguish the two of you.

Then again, there I've known mid-teenagers that looked like they were well over 18.

#18 - On 09/25/2009 at 8:27pm by amagaeru

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