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Today, I went to a club with my friends. I noticed the bouncer looked at me strangely. Then he erupts and screams, "you're the bitch who caused havoc and £255 damage to the cloakroom, pay up or I'll call the fuzz!" Little did I know my 15-year-old sister stole my ID last weekend. FML
Sounds possible, but I doubt it. I don't know what the drinking age is in the UK (18?), but in any case there's at least 3+ years difference between you and your sister. Maybe you resemble each other enough that she can pass with your ID, but there's usually a noticeable enough difference between 15 and 18+ that the bouncer should have been able to distinguish the two of you.
Then again, there I've known mid-teenagers that looked like they were well over 18.
So, it's quite possible that the bouncer in question wasn't on duty the night that her 15 year old sister was there, and only got a name and rough physical description to watch out for. Not unusual.
Secondly, calling and radioing are the same thing in most people's vernacular...
Although, #19 does have a point. The only time I've heard any Englishman call the police the "fuzz" was quoting from Hot Fuzz.
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Friday 12 February 2016