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Today, I received an envelope from verizon. I assumed it was my bill. I opened it and saw a visa credit card offer so I quickly snapped it in half to prevent identity theft. Only after playing with the pieces for 10 minutes did I realize that it was my $100 rebate from my new phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4414) - you deserved it (38675)

On 09/25/2009 at 8:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

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