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Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that the screws I'd been finding on the floor around my room for the past few months belonged to said chair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11243) - you deserved it (30068)

On 09/24/2009 at 9:19pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - United States (California)

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O my god, your life totally sucks now.


#2 - On 09/25/2009 at 3:22am by _Noon_

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Hahaha. I've done that a couple times.. the chair didn't fall apart though. I just uhmm..fell over? ;D

#5 - On 09/25/2009 at 3:28am by arielhoee

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