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Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas's voice...coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7509) - you deserved it (46696)

On 02/16/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by Italian_Stallion (woman) - United States (New York)

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