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Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas' voice coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by Italian_Stallion (woman) - United States (New York)

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Thats what you get for listening to the Jonas Brothers

#3 - On 02/16/2009 at 6:05pm by Chille

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I'm a 15 year old girl and i despise the Jonas Brothers with a burning passion. :]

#7 - On 02/16/2009 at 6:13pm by ha?

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