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Today, I got back from vacation and realised I still had the motel key. The key-ring has the address on it, so you can post it back to them. I drove to the postbox and posted the key. I then discovered that the motel key won't start my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15773) - you deserved it (37786)

On 09/23/2009 at 9:15am - misc - by fmlxxxx (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

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Why are you on FML? You should be outside, by the postbox.

#9 - On 09/23/2009 at 2:39pm by BritishHobo

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I seriously feel for you on this one. XD

#2 - On 09/23/2009 at 2:11pm by Conkers

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