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Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34520) - you deserved it (1715)

On 02/02/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by asdf - United States (Washington)

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Well, at least if you are a piece of shit, it runs in the family.

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 11:36am by Nick

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you're not the only one. bonus: i'm the only person in my household that does any cooking or cleaning. i moved out for 6 months and they literally had to live off of fast food, but yeah. i'm a piece of shit cause i lost my job and had to move back. mind, they don't work either.

#4 - On 02/04/2009 at 6:23pm by Andy

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