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Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44847) - you deserved it (2586)

On 02/02/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by asdf - United States (Washington)

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Since when does my mother have other children?

#20 - On 03/06/2009 at 3:32am by Guiseppi

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story of my life, my mom does that same shit everyday

#10 - On 02/10/2009 at 5:10pm by snarf

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