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Today, after months of enduring my neighbors relentlessly yapping schnauzer, Molly, I moved into a new building. I was greeted by my new neighbor and her yapping rat terrier, Molly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31612) - you deserved it (2679)

On 09/22/2009 at 2:10pm - misc - by bellaellaella (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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YAP YAP YAP YAP! It is still better than listening to kids cry all night...

#3 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:06pm by donkey_hang_down

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Small dogs are the worst dogs ever... They bark at anything, their bark is loud and obnoxious and they don't stop once they started.

As for a solution, punt it. Just fucking punt it like Jack Black does in Anchorman...

#12 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:15pm by Vertoule

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