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Today, after months of enduring my neighbors relentlessly yapping schnauzer, Molly, I moved into a new building. I was greeted by my new neighbor and her yapping rat terrier, Molly. FML

I agree, your life sucks (26604) - you totally deserved it (2134)

On 09/22/2009 at 2:10pm - misc - by bellaellaella (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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time to move again

#1 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:06pm by jcscool

How ironically hilarious. Still, I feel bad for you

#33 - On 09/22/2009 at 6:35pm by Okie7123

Or check out the place/neighbors before moving in

If you're renting, which I assume you are since you said moved buildings, why not complain to the landlord?

#58 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:08pm by pancakes_n_syrup

^^ this. If you are living in an apartment or something just complain. Just because the place allows pets doesn't mean people can have a dog that barks 24/7.

#74 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:47am by genius_man16

you should come be my neighbor, iv got a dog named Molly too.

#76 - On 09/26/2009 at 2:05am by PeterD

How unlucky.

#2 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:06pm by jane99

YAP YAP YAP YAP! It is still better than listening to kids cry all night...

#3 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:06pm by donkey_hang_down

Tell them to get a muzzle for that stupid rat this time. All dogs are are rats.

#4 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:06pm by aaaaa2p

lol But rats are so much quieter and well behaved. At least they can only destroy things in their cage. My rats are wonderful pets. Better than dogs I think. They can even be taught to come to their name and stuff.

#8 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:09pm by wolfy

I agree! I love rats. Your photo is sooo cute! :D I assume that's your baby?

#19 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:30pm by Amkii

Ooo toss up for me, I loved my pet rat, but my dogs are awesome too!

#24 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:53pm by Sun_Kissed18

OP said Rat TERRIER. Not disgusting rodent.

#70 - On 09/23/2009 at 8:46pm by 110879

Yeah, and the commenters said DOGS ARE RATS.

#71 - On 09/23/2009 at 8:52pm by ragglefraggle

move somewhere that doesnt allow dogs next time.. duh

#5 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:07pm by iloveericmaynor

ah the irony

#6 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:08pm by AlexZB

Buy an Eagle, they eat small shit like that. Havent you ever seen the vid of an Eagle dropping a Goat off a cliff?

#7 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:09pm by Person1233

I've seen a hugeass seagull pick up some guy's puppy he was walking with on the beach.

#10 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:14pm by fatehatesme09

probably an osprey

#34 - On 09/22/2009 at 6:50pm by the_coon

that's probably the one of the biggest coincedences in the history of coincedences. *whispers* poison the dog, don't kill it, just make it sick, don't want blood on your hands, now do you?

#9 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:11pm by fatehatesme09

Small dogs are the worst dogs ever... They bark at anything, their bark is loud and obnoxious and they don't stop once they started.

As for a solution, punt it. Just fucking punt it like Jack Black does in Anchorman...

#12 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:15pm by Vertoule

You act like big dogs don't bark at everything, too. The point is, they're rats, and just like all other pests, they need to die. All of them.

#17 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:25pm by aaaaa2p

Aren't you positive.

#53 - On 09/22/2009 at 8:59pm by Synnie

you need to die

#73 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:30am by lw09

that blows. and is a wild coincidence ;). FYL even If this is fake.

#13 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:15pm by AnthonyD86

nope, not fake, and yes, it totally sucks.

#36 - On 09/22/2009 at 7:06pm by bellaellaella

Did you ever think of asking the super or real estate agent about the dog situation BEFORE you moved in?

#14 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:19pm by jonnymohio

kidnap their dog, and invite the neighbors over for a dinner one day.
;D

#15 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:20pm by allmidnighteyes

Wow, I was thinking something similar. But instead of dinner, send them a doggy bag.

#46 - On 09/22/2009 at 8:16pm by DrunkenValor

Or steal the dog, have a wonderful meal and give your neighbours a doggy bag.

#65 - On 09/23/2009 at 4:31am by DrunkenValor

YDI for not kicking the first damn dog to begin with. Yappy dogs should be punted into the nearest driving car.

#16 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:25pm by imafreak2

Well complain to the landlord. Open your mouth. I dont think people have to endure other people's loud and annoying pets. If they cant shut the bitch up then kick the bitch out.

#18 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:30pm by ithedarkone

Lol. what a coincedence, their names are both molly! ha....

#20 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:33pm by lyfesukz

Dogs are not the same things as rats.

#21 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:33pm by Amkii

sucks

#22 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:39pm by kittenBar

why does everyone name their dogs molly? i'm molly...

#23 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:44pm by nomis

Haha. FYL for having a dog's name ; )

#38 - On 09/22/2009 at 7:09pm by echolot

Sit. *treats*

edit: damn you hamburgler^^ and j/k molly :]

#39 - On 09/22/2009 at 7:11pm by mercyFML

It's an awesome name because it's also a drug.

#63 - On 09/23/2009 at 2:17am by Intoxicunt

I used to live next door to people with the same dog with the same name O.o
Did you happen to move from Rhode Island, perchance xD

#25 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:58pm by BlaisOf_Fire91

Why does everyone with ugly little dogs name their dog Molly?
I've NEVER met a cute dog named Molly. Ever.

#26 - On 09/22/2009 at 6:00pm by lem0n

It's actually the 8th most popular dog name in the US. Or it was, in like 2005 or something.
I know, because that's my name too. D:

#49 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:17pm by SuperCoolMooCow

I never said people named Molly were ugly ! Just the dogs.

#77 - On 09/26/2009 at 4:29pm by lem0n

ydi for overstating

#27 - On 09/22/2009 at 6:08pm by srak

This made me laugh when I moderated it and it sure as hell made me laugh again.
FYL.

#28 - On 09/22/2009 at 6:10pm by Emzy_x3

molly is the number one name for female dogs.

#30 - On 09/22/2009 at 6:19pm by BonitaLee

my mom's annoying ass puppy is named molly :|

#31 - On 09/22/2009 at 6:27pm by turbosexophonic

My neighbor has a Pomeranian like that....guess her name too :P

#32 - On 09/22/2009 at 6:35pm by Brolin

i wanna name my dog molly so i can say good golly miss molly

buy some earplugs? haha good luck

#35 - On 09/22/2009 at 6:53pm by saddream

MY NAME IS MOLLY
im pretty much the only human

#37 - On 09/22/2009 at 7:09pm by FMLOVER_

Why is it that small dog owners think they don't have to train their dogs? If my Australian Shepherd did any of the things the chihuahua next door does, he would be put down.

#40 - On 09/22/2009 at 7:27pm by lmmmr

Yeah I agree

#48 - On 09/22/2009 at 8:34pm by YDIBITCHES

gross, learn how to spell.

#54 - On 09/22/2009 at 9:01pm by bellaellaella

sorry #40, I don't know what's wrong with the comments :/

#59 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:57pm by bellaellaella

Isnt that typical my grandma has the shnauzer and her name is molly too!

#41 - On 09/22/2009 at 7:42pm by Star18lk

Poison it

#42 - On 09/22/2009 at 7:47pm by HBubble

Poisen It

#43 - On 09/22/2009 at 7:49pm by HBubble

your next gf's name will by Molly. :D

#44 - On 09/22/2009 at 8:05pm by juneping

#44 who said I didn't like dogs? I have two, and I love them to death.

#51 - On 09/23/2009 at 12:09am by bellaellaella

i have a small dog (mixed breed) and she's very quiet and laid back. she also kills spiders if they get in the house so a useful critter as well. not all little dogs are shitheads.

#45 - On 09/22/2009 at 8:12pm by skyeyez9

YDI for using an appositive. Oh look I, a troll(appositive),know grammar too. Hmmmm intresting

#47 - On 09/22/2009 at 8:23pm by YDIBITCHES

47 - I know, right :D it's awesome.

#62 - On 09/23/2009 at 2:13am by bellaellaella

Didn't you check out the neighborhood first? If no, YDI. Either way, FYL

#50 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:54pm by watisit

I know. :[

#55 - On 09/22/2009 at 9:15pm by mo_the_owl

haha ironic... my name is moli

#56 - On 09/22/2009 at 9:36pm by ilyhunn

get over it. people have dogs. dogs bark. big effing deal.

#57 - On 09/22/2009 at 9:47pm by mommmma

Those dogs are ugly, and annoying. That really sucks.

#60 - On 09/23/2009 at 2:01am by aigpurple

ha. I live in Oregon, I live near the old molly. Your comment made me laugh!

#61 - On 09/23/2009 at 2:02am by sunandmoon33

you should hear a song called "Pepe, hush!" by Leo Kottke.

#64 - On 09/23/2009 at 2:44am by Qup

I don't know, this is kind of stupid... Haven't you ever considered moving into, say, a pet-free building? Or one that only allows cats?

#66 - On 09/23/2009 at 9:28am by nyxiny

lol! oh god that freakin' sucks!

#67 - On 09/23/2009 at 12:16pm by new_sl4ng

So why didn't you find an apartment building that doesn't allow pets? DURRRRRRRR

#68 - On 09/23/2009 at 12:44pm by foobarbaz

I really think it's the name MOLLY. Our neighbor has a yapping mutt named Molly too... just yell NO, MOLLY! NO! hahaha

#69 - On 09/23/2009 at 3:23pm by klalalo

The curse of MOLLY!!! Kill the fucking piece of barking shit... then write "Molly wants to play" in it's blood on the neighbor's door... well, that's a bit twisted, but you can still kill the fucking piece of barking shit.

#72 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:38am by Caden

Do you know how hard it is to find a building that allows pets? And you didn't move to one that doesn't? YDI.

#75 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:38am by Mooshki

Just how many people have/have neighbors with dogs named Molly!? My neighbor has a Molly, but the dog isn't loud--he is. His dog is nearly deaf, and instead of buying a leash, he just YELLS LOUDER AND MORE OFTEN AT IT. The dog itself is quiet and friendly.
And our apartment is officially pet-free (so I had to give my cat away), but the dog has been there longer than the rule, so it has been grandfathered in.

#78 - On 10/05/2009 at 6:35pm by MrJones

0.o spooky.
u'll neva get away from the yapping dogs named Molly. They're everywhere ;)

#79 - On 10/25/2009 at 6:01pm by SickToDeath

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