Today, after months of enduring my neighbors relentlessly yapping schnauzer, Molly, I moved into a new building. I was greeted by my new neighbor and her yapping rat terrier, Molly. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26604) - you totally deserved it (2134)
On 09/22/2009 at 2:10pm - misc - by bellaellaella (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Or check out the place/neighbors before moving in
If you're renting, which I assume you are since you said moved buildings, why not complain to the landlord?
#58 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:08pm by pancakes_n_syrup
^^ this. If you are living in an apartment or something just complain. Just because the place allows pets doesn't mean people can have a dog that barks 24/7.
#74 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:47am by genius_man16
YAP YAP YAP YAP! It is still better than listening to kids cry all night...
#3 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:06pm by donkey_hang_down
Tell them to get a muzzle for that stupid rat this time. All dogs are are rats.
#4 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:06pm by aaaaa2p
lol But rats are so much quieter and well behaved. At least they can only destroy things in their cage. My rats are wonderful pets. Better than dogs I think. They can even be taught to come to their name and stuff.
Ooo toss up for me, I loved my pet rat, but my dogs are awesome too!
#24 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:53pm by Sun_Kissed18
move somewhere that doesnt allow dogs next time.. duh
#5 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:07pm by iloveericmaynor
Buy an Eagle, they eat small shit like that. Havent you ever seen the vid of an Eagle dropping a Goat off a cliff?
#7 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:09pm by Person1233
I've seen a hugeass seagull pick up some guy's puppy he was walking with on the beach.
#10 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:14pm by fatehatesme09
that's probably the one of the biggest coincedences in the history of coincedences. *whispers* poison the dog, don't kill it, just make it sick, don't want blood on your hands, now do you?
#9 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:11pm by fatehatesme09
Small dogs are the worst dogs ever... They bark at anything, their bark is loud and obnoxious and they don't stop once they started.
As for a solution, punt it. Just fucking punt it like Jack Black does in Anchorman...
#12 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:15pm by Vertoule
You act like big dogs don't bark at everything, too. The point is, they're rats, and just like all other pests, they need to die. All of them.
#17 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:25pm by aaaaa2p
that blows. and is a wild coincidence ;). FYL even If this is fake.
#13 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:15pm by AnthonyD86
Did you ever think of asking the super or real estate agent about the dog situation BEFORE you moved in?
#14 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:19pm by jonnymohio
kidnap their dog, and invite the neighbors over for a dinner one day.
;D
#15 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:20pm by allmidnighteyes
Wow, I was thinking something similar. But instead of dinner, send them a doggy bag.
#46 - On 09/22/2009 at 8:16pm by DrunkenValor
Or steal the dog, have a wonderful meal and give your neighbours a doggy bag.
#65 - On 09/23/2009 at 4:31am by DrunkenValor
YDI for not kicking the first damn dog to begin with. Yappy dogs should be punted into the nearest driving car.
Well complain to the landlord. Open your mouth. I dont think people have to endure other people's loud and annoying pets. If they cant shut the bitch up then kick the bitch out.
#18 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:30pm by ithedarkone
I used to live next door to people with the same dog with the same name O.o
Did you happen to move from Rhode Island, perchance xD
#25 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:58pm by BlaisOf_Fire91
Why does everyone with ugly little dogs name their dog Molly?
I've NEVER met a cute dog named Molly. Ever.
It's actually the 8th most popular dog name in the US. Or it was, in like 2005 or something.
I know, because that's my name too. D:
#49 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:17pm by SuperCoolMooCow
i wanna name my dog molly so i can say good golly miss molly
buy some earplugs? haha good luck
#35 - On 09/22/2009 at 6:53pm by saddream
Why is it that small dog owners think they don't have to train their dogs? If my Australian Shepherd did any of the things the chihuahua next door does, he would be put down.
sorry #40, I don't know what's wrong with the comments :/
#59 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:57pm by bellaellaella
#44 who said I didn't like dogs? I have two, and I love them to death.
#51 - On 09/23/2009 at 12:09am by bellaellaella
i have a small dog (mixed breed) and she's very quiet and laid back. she also kills spiders if they get in the house so a useful critter as well. not all little dogs are shitheads.
YDI for using an appositive. Oh look I, a troll(appositive),know grammar too. Hmmmm intresting
#47 - On 09/22/2009 at 8:23pm by YDIBITCHES
ha. I live in Oregon, I live near the old molly. Your comment made me laugh!
#61 - On 09/23/2009 at 2:02am by sunandmoon33
I don't know, this is kind of stupid... Haven't you ever considered moving into, say, a pet-free building? Or one that only allows cats?
I really think it's the name MOLLY. Our neighbor has a yapping mutt named Molly too... just yell NO, MOLLY! NO! hahaha
The curse of MOLLY!!! Kill the fucking piece of barking shit... then write "Molly wants to play" in it's blood on the neighbor's door... well, that's a bit twisted, but you can still kill the fucking piece of barking shit.
Do you know how hard it is to find a building that allows pets? And you didn't move to one that doesn't? YDI.
Just how many people have/have neighbors with dogs named Molly!? My neighbor has a Molly, but the dog isn't loud--he is. His dog is nearly deaf, and instead of buying a leash, he just YELLS LOUDER AND MORE OFTEN AT IT. The dog itself is quiet and friendly.
And our apartment is officially pet-free (so I had to give my cat away), but the dog has been there longer than the rule, so it has been grandfathered in.
0.o spooky.
u'll neva get away from the yapping dogs named Molly. They're everywhere ;)
#79 - On 10/25/2009 at 6:01pm by SickToDeath
