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Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32050) - you deserved it (4761)

On 09/22/2009 at 5:36am - misc - by kimmybr (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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Wow that is sick, least he cleaned up most of the mess

#1 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:05am by huggles87

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Did you have your eyes closed or something? Couldn't you smell it?
hmm well that's gross.
I probably would have been a bit paranoid though if someone had just threw up all over the bathroom.

#3 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:08am by timtam24

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