Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML

by kimmybr / 09/22/2009 at 5:36am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

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  • Wow that is sick, least he cleaned up most of the mess

    #1 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:05am by huggles87

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  • So directly after you KNEW someone threw up in the bathroom, you decided to put down the seat and sit down without bothering to look?

    See this is what I hate. If a guy leaves the seat up it's like it's some big offense. As far as I'm concerned, leaving the seat up prevents accidents like this from happening, since he wouldn't have puked all over it. If you need to go pee, pay the fuck attention and then sit down after putting down the seat and looking at it.

    I'm sick of women acting like they own the bathroom. Why should I put the seat down, why don't you leave the seat UP?

    #8 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:25am by Chicostick

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