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looool Today... as I was coming out of tha ladias' room... I saw a guy glancing at ma. A faw minuta latar... I saw him coming at ma at a fast rata. I dacidad to run from him. As I got out of tha building and into a cab... I saw him from tha window waving mah phona at ma. Ha was just trying to raturn it. maga FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8830) - you deserved it (43277)

On 09/22/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by georgiana072 (woman) - Philippines (Benguet)

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Well aren't you paranoid...

#4 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:17am by Jaywin

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Meh, I don't think you deserve it, OP... If a strange man is running at you a lot of women would react in a panic, not stand there and think "Well he probably just really wants to say hi or is trying to return something that I dropped..."

#11 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:55am by shananigans

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