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Today, my friend called saying she was gathering all her girlfriends for a girl's night out. I was thrilled with the idea and started to think of something to wear. She then asked if I would mind watching her son. FML


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On 09/20/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Finesse7791 (woman) - United States (Delaware)

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I would let her know that you are not available. Apparently you are not one of her girlfriends so why should you do her a favour.

#18 - On 09/20/2009 at 2:33pm by zena_baladi

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Oh that sucks. I have a "friend" who does the exact same thing. I just ignore it... just make sure she pays you what you are worth for babysitting... preferably more... :)

#11 - On 09/20/2009 at 2:10pm by blacksunshine

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