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(-2)IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SONS WATCH YOU!
(0)XD
(0)do you have any idea how old that gets?
(0)why does it keep showing me and some other guy as having first comment? It's alternating. Oh well.
(0)Have fun!! ^^ Lol. Sucks that you were left out. =(
(0)well at least your not the ugly chick they always bring the ugly chick
(0)Awh, that just sucks.
Maybe you should be like, uh hey what about me?
#5 - On 09/20/2009 at 1:51pm by ScaryPants3
(0)Don't do it! Screw that bitch, it's not like you're "girlfriends" anyway.
(0)Aw, I'm sorry. :(
(0)Oh that sucks. I have a "friend" who does the exact same thing. I just ignore it... just make sure she pays you what you are worth for babysitting... preferably more... :)
(0)'Girls night out'? Oh mercy.
(0)Yeah, Mercy, I was thinking that as well.
(0)It actually says, "girl's night out." Apparently only one girl was going.
(0)that is true. this realization made me lol
(0)No problem, but why are you thanking us? You're thirteenth. He he. (:
(0)Screw her tell you got plans that night.
(0)time for you to slap a ho.
(0)Nice friend.
(0)people like that you should just tell her right there and then that you thought you were her friend. why people nowadays are so rude.
(+2)I would let her know that you are not available. Apparently you are not one of her girlfriends so why should you do her a favour.
(+1)Word. She wants you to be her friend when she needs a favour but she'll specifically exclude you when she wants to have fun with friends? Don't let her walk over you like that; tell her she can't have it both ways.
#21 - On 09/20/2009 at 3:13pm by metonymy
(0)Tell her that you have a different bitch's kids to watch. And then tell her you are inviting all of the whores in town over for an intervention and you would love for her to come that night because someone should really do something about her whoreyness.
FYL :)
(0)this reminds me of that movie Accepted.
"i'm having a party before prom and i was wondering if you could...mow--our lawn."
(+2)I'd agree to it and then simply not go. Make her get all ready to go out and then realize she has nobody to take care of her son. Hopefully it'll be too last minute to find anyone.
(I'm aware that I'm a bitch)
(0)That's actually perfect
(0)i hope u said NO BITCH!
i would of
teehee
(0)Charge her an outrageous sum of money.
:D
#27 - On 09/20/2009 at 3:35pm by Reyo
(0)are u ugly?
(0)I assume you said no, coz otherwise you r stupid
(0)hope you said no
(0)This means she trust you, honestly. I mean to ask someone to watch your kids, that means they must have great trust in you. Honestly, I wouldn't stress it. Perhaps she just thought you wouldn't like going out with her friends since maybe you don't know them, or maybe you gave her clues that you didn't like the club scene. In whatever, case, perhaps she'll take you out some other time!
It doesn't mean you're ugly, or anything. She was just asking you to watch her kids, is all. That isn't so bad, and it probably means she trusts you more than any of those friends she might go out with.
(0)Well, now you know where you stand i the group.....
#37 - On 09/20/2009 at 6:14pm by alwaysalady
(0)I hope you refused or YDI.
(0)I hope you told that bitch no. She doesn't think of you as a friend, only a tool for her to use.
(0)lol sucker, especially if you got rid of old plans to b free that night XD
(0)YDI for not being more likable.
(0)ouch
(0)Happens to me all the time.
(0)She is not a friend!!!
#45 - On 09/20/2009 at 11:00pm by yourkiddingright
(0)Or maybe she trusted you more than other girls to take care of her son..
(0)Does no one see "GIRLS' night out" you're so retarded you are a GUY!!!!!!!!
(0):/ How do you know?
(0)"by Finesse7791 (woman)"
(0)i hope you didnt do it.
(0)so the first thing you did was thinking of something to wear? Way to enforce gender stereotypes
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