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Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

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On 09/19/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by Ilovelife07 - United States (Massachusetts)

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couurtt, i'd say you totally got the wrong idea about this story...i'm pretty sure that they are trying to say that the pube they found came from the food they ate while at lunch. Cause tbh if it came from oral you'd notice it a lot sooner than after lunch, hours later. Although i agree with the 4" bit...that seems massive for a pube

#4 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:49am by whatwasthatnoise

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Now you have organic floss! Nature is our friend, even though it is mostly disgusting :D

#3 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:47am by f_alltheirlives

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