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Today, I was waiting for a delivery between 9am-8pm. At 7:30 pm, I finally decided to have a 3 minute (desperately needed) shower. During which time the delivery man came. I ran down the street in a towel that barely covered me. He was driving away looking at me in the mirror laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27268) - you deserved it (7531)

On 09/18/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by calamityjosie (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

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that really sucks, but couldn't you have waited those last 30 minutes too?

#5 - On 09/18/2009 at 5:08pm by Sparkey

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Don't they usually leave it in front of your door?

Even if you need to sign for it, they'll usually leave one of those notes saying you need to go pick it up, or that they'll be back the next day to deliver it again.

#2 - On 09/18/2009 at 5:05pm by allmidnighteyes

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