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Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said "Ok, now I can just block every message from you." And walked away from me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36233) - you deserved it (3040)

On 09/18/2009 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Shut downnnn

#1 - On 09/18/2009 at 10:02am by yaziyo

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what a douche. there's no need to be so harsh

#4 - On 09/18/2009 at 10:04am by tttron

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