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Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML

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On 09/18/2009 at 4:06am - misc - by London (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

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YDI if you were planning on going to school after getting your arm casted then you should have known to ask for a dr's excuse. But I'm just wondering WHY you'd even want to go to school after going through all that?

#8 - On 09/18/2009 at 10:22am by UrStoopid

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Just because you have a cast doesn't mean it was put on during school hours.

For all they know you got the cast an hour after school let out the day before.

#12 - On 09/18/2009 at 11:06am by ozymandias

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