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Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7434) - you deserved it (60452)

On 09/18/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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You idiots and your fake IDs, seriously.

#2 - On 09/18/2009 at 6:12am by redbluegreen

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your own fault... but unlucky...

#1 - On 09/18/2009 at 6:10am by rozuzu

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