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Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27889) - you deserved it (14227)

On 09/16/2009 at 6:21am - misc - by BluesMan1990 (man) - United States (Arkansas)

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