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Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35691) - you deserved it (19535)

On 09/16/2009 at 6:21am - misc - by BluesMan1990 (man) - United States (Arkansas)

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how could you NOT feel drafty down therE?

#2 - On 09/16/2009 at 10:15am by jobiff

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"I wear underwear about, let's see, (starts counting fingers) about 65% of the time I'm on stage. Otherwise, I'm freeballing."

-Nathan Explosion, "Metalocalypse"

#6 - On 09/16/2009 at 10:17am by Brave_Sir_Robin

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