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Today, my friend asked me if she could borrow my laptop and I can pick it up later and I said ok. I stop by her house later and no one answers. The next-door neighbor says that she left to go live with her mom. She lives in Detroit. I live in Maine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56046) - you deserved it (7723)

On 03/22/2009 at 12:51am - misc - by Myriam (woman) - United States (New York)

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funny how you start it off with "my friend" she doesnt sound too friendly

#4 - On 03/22/2009 at 7:32am by hidude12

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Laptop is a very personal thing, like a lingerie i must say. Why to give it to anyone at all? Find the bitch and smack her down.

#2 - On 03/22/2009 at 7:18am by z_vet

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