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Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting these random explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30754) - you deserved it (2153)

On 09/13/2009 at 11:57am - misc - by Casden (man) - United States (Arkansas)

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