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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend while looking at halloween costumes online for this years halloween party and said, "Maybe we could go as Bonnie and Clyde this year." He said, "Maybe we should go as a broken up couple," and hung up on me. He wasn't kidding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35572) - you deserved it (3417)

On 09/12/2009 at 10:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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Well that was wrong.

#1 - On 09/13/2009 at 3:18am by vampyricXfaerie

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Go as Aileen Wuornos and pay him a visit.

#7 - On 09/13/2009 at 3:21am by mercyFML

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