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Today, my friend's 11 year old son accidentally shocked himself with our electric fly swatter. Thirty seconds later, while trying to prove to him that it's physically impossible to shock yourself with it, and that it's perfectly safe, I did the exact same thing. FML

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On 09/12/2009 at 4:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

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Really? An electric fly swatter won't shock something if you hit it against anything? I guess its lucky your hands weren't wet.

#2 - On 09/12/2009 at 7:07pm by Avabundy

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am i the only person who notices the obvious here? You SAW, with your own eyes, an 11 year old boy accidentally shock himself with a fly swatter. yet you then attempted to prove it was impossible. did it never cross your mind that obviously IT IS POSSIBLE, BECAUSE IT DID HAPPEN!! or did u think u were hallucinating?

#15 - On 09/12/2009 at 7:32pm by snzizle

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