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Today, it's my birthday. I'm a pastry chef by profession. Not only did my family buy a cake from my bakery, I had to make it myself and inscribe it with 'Happy Birthday Dad'. The worst part is, they asked money from me to pay for it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35363) - you deserved it (1818)

On 09/11/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by peter (man) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)

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The Cake is a LIE !

#15 - On 09/11/2009 at 7:02am by ydi_bitch

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the fact that they bought it from your bakery is a good thing! it means they think your cakes are the best, so take it as a compliment!

the rest still sucks though...

#12 - On 09/11/2009 at 6:24am by unfortunate_13

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