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Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31000) - you deserved it (3869)

On 09/10/2009 at 2:35am - misc - by tawnaciousd - United States (Colorado)

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Who the hell cares if it's fake or real? Just enjoy the FML.

And what exactly is so unbelievable about a person cleaning a siblings room, finding private stuff, and then sharing said stuff with the rest of the family?

I am an only child and even I know that siblings do things like that.

God, I loathe people that call every FML fake.

#39 - On 09/10/2009 at 12:02pm by Glam

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+4

Probably shrunk that erection in a damn hurry too.

#1 - On 09/10/2009 at 10:25am by KaySL

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+3 | 18

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