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Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35992) - you deserved it (4438)

On 09/10/2009 at 2:35am - misc - by tawnaciousd - United States (Colorado)

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Probably shrunk that erection in a damn hurry too.

#1 - On 09/10/2009 at 10:25am by KaySL

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I'm a guy, have a journal, condoms, and a vibrator in my room. I'm not that messy though.

#49 - On 09/10/2009 at 12:57pm by kevind23

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