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Today, after failing my Ls twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mums car into an old ladys fence and ended up in her backyard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5089) - you deserved it (23579)

On 09/10/2009 at 2:19am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

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probably the reason you failed twice.......i got 100% first time........you gotta be really nice to the instructor

#2 - On 09/10/2009 at 6:52am by moorat10

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Perhaps you should think about getting a motorbike. At least you will hurt yourself more than anyone else when you crash.

Either that or pay attention to the road instead of trying to open that beer on the dashboard.

#5 - On 09/10/2009 at 6:56am by Jimboom

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