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Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59336) - you deserved it (4429)

On 03/21/2009 at 7:18pm - misc - by motherdearest (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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