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Today, my Grandmother was sent to the ER. My family blamed it on her being allergic to my cats, making me feel guilty. She just called me to tell me the test results informed her that she is actually allergic to the carrot cake they got her. I gave my cats away 15 minutes ago to a little girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30993) - you deserved it (4564)

On 09/09/2009 at 12:53pm - animals - by hwood (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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