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Today, I was doing laundry at college. There was a pile of clothes sitting on top of a dryer, but the dryer was empty so I used it. I came back to a note saying, "Don't touch my laundry, asshole" and a dryer filled with urine soaked laundry. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31704) - you deserved it (3111)

On 09/08/2009 at 7:42pm - misc - by easrc (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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No, that guy was an asshole. Even if you had touched it, Taking someone's stuff out of the dryer after the time is up and leaving it on top is standard practice, and he had no right to be ab asshole about it. If you leave your clothes over time, and you find them on top of the dryer, then thats life, and deal with it. At my school we do that for each other all the time. No one gets upset over it.

#14 - On 09/09/2009 at 3:57am by falling_over

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thats the nastiest thing eva-sorry dude...

#5 - On 09/09/2009 at 3:38am by sowetodiva

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