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Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML

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On 09/08/2009 at 3:32pm - misc - by NoMoreHeadphones (woman) - United States (New York)

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Why would you listen to your iPod while changing your child's diaper? Way to teach your kid poor manners early on.

#6 - On 09/08/2009 at 5:25pm by HawkingBeach

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Brings a whole new meaning to shitty music like Brokencyde, Jeffree Star, and Millionaires...

#4 - On 09/08/2009 at 5:25pm by allmidnighteyes

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