Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidently pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6764) - you totally deserved it (44089)
On 09/07/2009 at 3:21pm - misc - by ilovefootball (man) - United States (New Jersey)
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I'm such a wanker, can I have a Curlywurly?
#1 - On 09/07/2009 at 7:13pm by Dancinganimal256
Um....are you sure you're not the one that's blonde?
She probably saw the car coming...
Today, I was walking across the street. I slowed down because there was a car coming and I didn't want to get hit. Randomly, this guy runs and tackles me straight into the oncoming car. FML
#23 - On 09/07/2009 at 7:25pm by LchTessMnstr
How funny would it be if when she gets out of the hospital she posts that.
#37 - On 09/07/2009 at 7:50pm by FogItNozzel
I don't think you guys realize how hilarious this is. Imagine seeing a guy running up full speed and push someone into a car, stare, then walk away as if nothing happened.
#124 - On 09/08/2009 at 7:10am by ReasonsToFly
ya I'm suprised that there isn't an fml that says today was a perfect day until some ass hole pushed me INTO a car
#161 - On 02/26/2010 at 4:55pm by Awakawak18
That's kind of depressing... I bet that really sucks for the girl. Jerk.
SECOND!!!
#3 - On 09/07/2009 at 7:14pm by horseXtreme
"...Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderman..."
#90 - On 09/07/2009 at 11:07pm by ireply_w_lyrics
[To late to edit to add this, so i have an extra comment]
My lyrics that relate to the FML instead of a comment are at the bottom (#91 i think)
And they are not country
Enjoy!
#93 - On 09/07/2009 at 11:19pm by ireply_w_lyrics
WTF? i would like to call fake, bt u never can tell on here.. wow in the time it took to write this 4 ppl already posted..
How stupid can you get?! O.o either you were on the side of her where you could of pushed her out of the way or you weren't. Are you brain dead or something O.o
#8 - On 09/07/2009 at 7:18pm by PrinceTwilight17
THIS.
It'd be funny as hell. Too bad I can't draw worth a damn.
#40 - On 09/07/2009 at 7:56pm by popemichael
great way to impress a girl...
remind me not to get near u
#12 - On 09/07/2009 at 7:20pm by jessxoxo28
lmaooooo ahahahha i can't stop laughin im soo mean
but what the hell how do you push her into the car.???!!!
was it really that difficult to push her away from it?
way to goo mr. smoothhh
#18 - On 09/07/2009 at 7:22pm by ughh_lydia
whatthefuck.
i wouldnt even bother trying to help. but really, how do you manage to push her the wrong way...?
fyl for being a complete idiot.
#24 - On 09/07/2009 at 7:28pm by chunkofchange
You're supposed to take her into your arms and pull her away, not push her out of the way. Jeez, if you're going to imitate the movies, do it right. Even if you had succeeded, she still probably would have fallen over if you pushed her, which, admittedly, would be better than being pushed in to the car, but still.
#26 - On 09/07/2009 at 7:30pm by doubleAbattery
Although bruised knees aren't really a turn-on for most girls lol
Actually now that I think about it, a random guy grabbing me into his arms would probably cause me to hit him. Or push him in front of the car
This is true, but all I was trying to say is that that's how it happens in the movies. :)
#81 - On 09/07/2009 at 10:00pm by doubleAbattery
So you essentially damn near killed someone and decided to post it on FML?
Sure u did, buddiez.
#27 - On 09/07/2009 at 7:33pm by waterynuggets
I take offense to that. Because, while NJ is full of idiots, the OP is way beyond the typical idiot in NJ. This guy is to NJ's normal idiots what NJ's normal idiots are to Stephen hawking.
Either I laughed at this for a minute because I haven't slept in 2 days or its really that stupid its funny. Hope she's ok.
This is more fuck her life.
I mean, she's the one who got pushed by some guy she didn't know and then hit by a car.
This has to be complete bullshit. If not, hope you enjoy getting sued and getting sent to jail for attempted manslaughter.
#44 - On 09/07/2009 at 8:05pm by Xerosnake90
How the hell did you manage to do that? You're an idiot. :)
#48 - On 09/07/2009 at 8:17pm by nick_beresho
FYL because you were trying to do a good deed, but YDI for doing it so superficially ("wanted to be like in the movies"). Also YDI for being stupid, how the hell did you manage to push her the wrong way?
#50 - On 09/07/2009 at 8:19pm by DameGreyWulf
you fail. if you pushed into the car, then she wasn't in trouble in the first place, so you shoudn't have done anything.
well thats definitely not how it happens in the movies.... and sorry u dont get the sex or love story that usually comes after the "heroic" move :(
#60 - On 09/07/2009 at 8:38pm by Matzaball300
Too bad for her that she wasn't an ugly blonde. Then, apparently, your heroic ass wouldn't have bothered. 'Cause when was that ever in a movie?
#61 - On 09/07/2009 at 8:52pm by HaveNoShame
HAHAHA! XD. Hope she's ok, if she is then this is hilarious. If she's not then..... your a dumbass, wtf were u thinking? Didn't your mom ever teach you that shit that happens in movies rarely works in real life?
#62 - On 09/07/2009 at 8:58pm by LordKoin772
dadgum! Time to lawyer-up! Remember, you have the right to remain silent....
#64 - On 09/07/2009 at 8:58pm by lizardlips
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#70 - On 09/07/2009 at 9:22pm by LOLgasmic123
I agree more than likely he'd be in jail awaiting a hearing if this were real. Besides that though, any time someone admits they were trying to duplicate being some hero or ninja or whatever from a movie, they deserve it when it of course turns out to not really work like the actors do it.
#74 - On 09/07/2009 at 9:37pm by israelnotjacob
I love the implication that her rescue was contingent upon her appearance, and that if she was not attractive, you would have simply allowed the car to mow her down. Hurray for conditional chivalry!
#75 - On 09/07/2009 at 9:43pm by Six_and_the_Moon
Yeah, I was about to write exactly the same thing... And that... he assumed she was dumb enough to be hit by the car just because she was blond.
#125 - On 09/08/2009 at 7:41am by tehgeorgeh
YDI. Fucking dumbass (: Nice way to show a girl you think shes hot.
#77 - On 09/07/2009 at 9:48pm by ClumsyJason
the moment i read "I wanted to be like in the movies" i was like ydi fo sho. that was incredibly dumb and i would support her if she ever sued u.
ok wait. if you pushed her INTO the car, that would mean she wasn't even in front of it yet. if someone is about to get hit by a car, there is no wrong way to push them because either way would be out of the direction of the car. YDI for randomly attacking people safely crossing the street
OMG DUDE. You suck at life. lol. You're really an idiot. Love you.
#80 - On 09/07/2009 at 9:58pm by diamondshark
LOL! i read this and i couldnt stop laughing, anyways i think its really sweet, i hope shes alright though...
#85 - On 09/07/2009 at 10:45pm by girlsnotgrey_7
LMAOAMLAMOAMAOMAOLAMOAMALMAO
its also a nice touch that you nicknamed urself Ilovefootball. LOL yea hope shes fine. LOL
#86 - On 09/07/2009 at 10:48pm by its_shrimpage
How stupid do you have to be to push someone into a street where a car is coming? You generally pull them out of the way, or push them, if you're behind them crossing the street. Only an idiot would that that wrong.
"...So tell me now
If this ain't love then how do we get out?
Because I don't know
That's when I said I don't hate you girl
I just want to save you while there's still something left to save..."
OH! never mind, I pushed you the wrong way. Now theres nothing left to save
#91 - On 09/07/2009 at 11:15pm by ireply_w_lyrics
and how are you not in jail for this? I'd like to see how you proved it to the police that you didn't have bad intentions in doing that.
Attempted murder.
This guy knows what the ladies like.
I bet on the first date you love to shove your date down a flight of stairs to show her just how much you care.
It's a sign . . . Don't watch movies ever..ever..again.
#102 - On 09/08/2009 at 12:34am by Person1233
You ASS!!! thats what you get for trying to be like the "movies"!!! fuckin tard
#105 - On 09/08/2009 at 12:51am by luke_dawg2
Way to look like the biggest douche bag in the world...
#106 - On 09/08/2009 at 1:07am by chuckrules1000
all i'm going to say is epic fail and good luck trying to recover from that one buddy.
#107 - On 09/08/2009 at 1:20am by oosouthernbellxo
dunno if this is fake or not, BUT it made me laugh hard
#111 - On 09/08/2009 at 1:30am by noelmccartney
It's am FML because if it's real (and I don't think it is) than this retarded douchebag is going to prison. Also you're just as much of a moron as the OP for not knowing that.
#128 - On 09/08/2009 at 12:05pm by blueknight1st
Lol, you mean "lawsuit". A "suite" is like a hotel room. XD
#119 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:52am by Intoxicunt
Today I was walking down the street minding my own big titty business when some dick head pushed me into oncoming traffic...fml
#122 - On 09/08/2009 at 5:25am by BlackScorpionAng
I believe exactly 1/8 of this post. "Today I was walking on a busy street." (8 words...60 word story)
Actually, I'm not even sure if I believe this happened today. 7 words it is.
brrrx LOL you used kind of the same method I used to come up with how much of the story is believable. I gave him the "today" part on the grounds that it was the day he lied about it.
#144 - On 09/09/2009 at 6:57am by BlackScorpionAng
omg thats the funniest thing i ever heard! XD
thats horrible about her getting hurt but come on guy, epic fail
I agree with just about everyone.....
1) Idiot.
2) Things don't always work in the movies.
3) You should be in jail right now.
4) This is not a fml moment.
5) EPIC FAIL!!!!
6) Strong possiblity of being FAKE.
So, quit bitching about something you could have controlled.
-OR-
Stop lying to everyone for attention.
How about that OP?
#143 - On 09/09/2009 at 1:33am by lissa_1989
Ok.
That's fucked up.
I'm American.
We aren't all bad ppl.
I have to admit some
of them are very fucking
stupid. But come on...
Don't judge ppl by
the country they live in.
That's wrong.
#156 - On 09/14/2009 at 12:37am by lissa_1989
