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Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8520) - you deserved it (51746)

On 09/07/2009 at 3:21pm - misc - by ilovefootball (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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