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Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54134) - you deserved it (4193)

On 09/07/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by BoredRunner42 - United States (California)

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