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Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47409) - you deserved it (6384)

On 09/07/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by Ballshurt (man) - United States (Florida)

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Why were you naked sittin down in the first place?

#4 - On 09/07/2009 at 6:23am by AnthonyxD

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Another reason why I'm pleased my genitalia is all neatly tucked away, safe from thumb tacks and vicious trouser zippers!

FYL indeed OP

#16 - On 09/07/2009 at 8:32am by thequickredofox

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