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Today, my friends and I went to the beach and we were tanning when I suddenly saw 10 roses floating in the ocean. I went around to pick up all the roses and threw the petals at my friends. Then I notice a big boat of people in black and white were looking at me with disgust. It was a funeral. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15406) - you deserved it (47299)

On 09/06/2009 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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...and this is why we think before we act

#12 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:17am by o0ginger0o

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I can't blame you for picking up the roses. I might have done the same thing. I didn't know that people still do boat funerals.

#13 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:19am by kaitlynadele

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