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Man or woman?

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33005) - you deserved it (10958)

On 09/06/2009 at 5:09pm - misc - by M.L. (man) - United States (New York)

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YDI it for not checking, especially in a public place. Bahaha

#2 - On 09/06/2009 at 7:36pm by Crash92

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lol! what a pervert!

#1 - On 09/06/2009 at 7:34pm by mrs_sean_flanery

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