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Today, I had a long, meaningful telephone conversation. After hanging up, I realized I hadn't had such a great conversation in a long time. Who was it with? The Dell Customer Support guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27500) - you deserved it (3880)

On 09/06/2009 at 1:27pm - misc - by asdfjkl (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

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So call his ass back and ask him out.

#8 - On 09/06/2009 at 5:15pm by Ligerie

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Customer service guys are people too!

#12 - On 09/06/2009 at 5:37pm by Adamantoise

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