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Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36217) - you deserved it (8800)

On 09/05/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by uglychick (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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So, use his facial hair trimmer for a vibrator for a couple weeks. Duh. :)

#5 - On 09/05/2009 at 5:11pm by Intoxicunt

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Gross.

#1 - On 09/05/2009 at 5:06pm by a2z029_

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